omg...i have just been freaking scarred for life. i want to gouge out my eyes ....oh my gosh....my sister put in a personal ad on this online posting thingy. she was only doing it for fun....seeing what kind of responses she woudl get. so she wasn't actually looking for a date. so im reading the emails with her and some of the responses are freaking hilarious (and hella perverted) and some are actuallly nice and stuff...this is what she wrote:

I'm fat and ugly.... ...ok, not really....but at least this way I'll get the guys that are into more than just looks. I'm Asian, 5'7", 115lbs, and I'm spending this gorgeous Sunday morning doing my graduate school applications. Consequently, I'm bored to death. Care to provide me with some entertainment?

and oh god...this thirty-something year old male sends back an email that says "hows this for entertainment?" and he attaches a naked pic of himself...and he's like touching his chest....i was like OH MY GOSH!!! DO YOU HAVE THAT MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS?????.....oh dang...that freaking scarred me for life....okay he needs to say in the email "there's porno in this email, viewer descretion advised" but noooooooooo. there i am just casually looking through my sister's email with her and suddenly emailed porno freaking pops up....o-m-g...i swear i wanted to rip out my eyes.
neways....moving on. some of the more funny emails (and not so pornographic) went like "im free now...i can come over and jack off for you." so yeah..but that porno email crap...damn. he had too much time on his hands.

so yesterday me and ashley babysat for these two kids. jordan was 10 and josh was 12. and we had a rubberband war...a very painful one too. there me and ashely were just watching the movie drumline when jordan comes and flings a spongy thing at us. then he gets like three packs of rubber bands, puts them on his arms and flicks them at us. from a distance it's not so bad, but when ur sitting there and he comes up puts the rubber band to your skin and flicks it hecka hard....damn that is so painful. oh god....so today i have like red welts on my skin. seriously. it was sooooooooo hilariuos. like it was really funny...but it hurt...badly. lol. what was really funny was when i called peter and he's on the phone and im like yelling and cussing....yeeeeeeah....that musta sounded really weird to him. agh, those kids are wild. not going there again, even if the rubberband thing was kinda funny. hahahaha.

im off to play tennis..and maybe clear my mind of that pic....*shivers*...ew