so wonderful. im playing tennis this morning, and kabilan's coaching me and stuff. so i know what the right form is and all...now i just gotta practice agains the wall. so im there hitting the wall. he stands right next to it and makes rules like u have to hit belows this line, ten times. and he's counting out loud.....doesn't exactly help me...then he gets the idea tht i have to hit below the line, ten times, alternating forehand and backhand....i get to like seven. THEN he finds like a watergun in his tennis bag.....i dunno where he found it. so he fills up and has this water fight with lu and raman. im like w/e im just hitting the wall. but noooooooooo he's not satisfied...everytime i miss, let the ball bounce twice, or dont hit below the line i get squirted. im like WTH?????????? according to him it's motivation. first it's alrite, but then instead of squirts i get freaking showers!!!!!!!!!!! and he starts squirting lu and lu's making these gay sex noises....omg.....that was freaking hilarious though....
so im suppose to leave at 12:20 and be home at 12:30...but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......they wont let me leave. soon lu has the watergun and kabilan is giving him directins as to when to squirt me.....god, this isn't coaching it's freaking abuse. i know it's only squirts....but when people squirt you like 500 times......you become soaked......ESPECIALLY WHEN LU SQUIRTED IT RIGHT INTO MY FREAKING EAR....i think i can still hear the water rolling around in there. dang. well despite that i might still go back tonite...well at least kabilan's not bringing the water gun....still, he's a good coach....damn....so frusturated with myself though. i cant get the right footwork, and when i concentrate on that, my shots are crappy.......god, i think im getting worse.....agh!
and btw....jenn....you didn't do it...ur not going to do it...i know it.....u owe me five bucks =D
Monday, June 23, 2003
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