These are what my conversations have come to.....

JaredNSam: hey guess what...
LiPsOnFiRe19: u got laid
LiPsOnFiRe19: lol
JaredNSam: haha.. close.. but no
JaredNSam: give up...

close? uuum.......


LiPsOnFiRe19: u use herbal esences????????
MiTsUrIsHi9987: yeh
MiTsUrIsHi9987: hahahahha
MiTsUrIsHi9987: =p
LiPsOnFiRe19: why does every guy use that?
LiPsOnFiRe19: dang....
MiTsUrIsHi9987: hahaha
MiTsUrIsHi9987: hav u seen those commericials?
MiTsUrIsHi9987: hott gurl on the brink of orgasm = guys will by it
LiPsOnFiRe19: hahahahahahah
MiTsUrIsHi9987: shit
LiPsOnFiRe19: on the brink of orgasm
LiPsOnFiRe19: lol
MiTsUrIsHi9987: its ismple math here deer
LiPsOnFiRe19: im sorrie
LiPsOnFiRe19: i need to brush up on that
MiTsUrIsHi9987: hahah
MiTsUrIsHi9987: yeh
MiTsUrIsHi9987: its called hormonic math
MiTsUrIsHi9987: any major turn on for a guy = guy will buy it
MiTsUrIsHi9987: anyything that will make guy more attractive = guy will buy it
MiTsUrIsHi9987: anything that is advertised by ugly person = guy will not buy
MiTsUrIsHi9987: hot gurl on brink of orgasm =?
LiPsOnFiRe19: guy will buy it
MiTsUrIsHi9987: thats an example
MiTsUrIsHi9987: YES!
MiTsUrIsHi9987: good job deer

im such a fast learner....hahahaha


LiPsOnFiRe19: whe're u going?
CrZy1aNgELx: elephant bar.. & then we're just going to hang around somewhere.. maybe in the parkinglot haha jp
LiPsOnFiRe19: bum a ride?
CrZy1aNgELx: heck yeah! i'ma wear my miniskirt tomorrow
LiPsOnFiRe19: with the slut boots?
CrZy1aNgELx: lol OH YEAHHHH
LiPsOnFiRe19: HAHAHAHA

paula paula paula...never thought she'd come to this....hahaha


EyE AmNuMbEr OnE: so yea
EyE AmNuMbEr OnE: wassup?
LiPsOnFiRe19: sending my friend a pic of the hottest guy
LiPsOnFiRe19: u wanna see?
EyE AmNuMbEr OnE: ok
EyE AmNuMbEr OnE: heh
EyE AmNuMbEr OnE: is it a pic of peteR?
EyE AmNuMbEr OnE: cuz he is sooooooo hot...
LiPsOnFiRe19: HAHAHAHAHAHA
EyE AmNuMbEr OnE: he is though...
EyE AmNuMbEr OnE: he's my lover/boyfriend/wife..
LiPsOnFiRe19: oh god......the gayness of it all
EyE AmNuMbEr OnE: is there something wrong w/ mee n peter joing our hands in holy matrimony?

what is this???? first jared and peter...now matt and peter....


GuRLy GuRL 569: i want to make out with someone
LiPsOnFiRe19: wth.....
GuRLy GuRL 569: i want someone to feel me up
LiPsOnFiRe19: omg.....
GuRLy GuRL 569: like jesus
GuRLy GuRL 569: anyone tall
GuRLy GuRL 569: with soft lips
GuRLy GuRL 569: and muscle
GuRLy GuRL 569: i want a bf
GuRLy GuRL 569: so ican make out with him
GuRLy GuRL 569: dont you steph
GuRLy GuRL 569: dont you want some
LiPsOnFiRe19: u want sex
LiPsOnFiRe19: not a bf

now i know what goes through her head...dang....


So this is what i talk about online now...getting laid, orgasms, teenage prostitutes, gay lovers, and my friend's sexual desires....sigh