omg....today i experienced the funnest thing ever. i sat on my a$$ for SEVEN HOURS watching videos and powerpoint presentations. i am not even lying. u probably figured out by now i was kidding about the fun part. they showed ALL THIS SHIT that i bet noone in that room remembered. there was so much info i was thinking....you ppl are jack@$$es!!!!!!!!!!!! noone cares! noone remembers!!!!!! neways my washington hospital orientation started at 8:00. but i thought it said 8:40. stupid me, later i figured out that 8:40 was the time of my doctors appt last week. it wasn't the time of the orientation. neways so i dont get there till 8:45. oops. but as the orientation progressed i came to the conclusion that if i showed up at 12:00 noone notice and noone would care.

to describe the orientation is very difficult. imagine being in mr.wharton's class for seven hours straight with no labs. so all u do is sit at ur desk, in bio, with mr. wharton for seven hours STRAIGHT. imagine that. got the picture in your head? now this orientation was WORSE than that. yes, hard to imagine isn't it? but this orientation was worse than hui, worse than wharton. and that's comparing it to sitting in those classes for hours a time. for those that dont have those classes...washing dishes, doing laundry, scrubbing the entire house, bathrooms and all....would be MUCH more fun than that orientation. now u have an idea at the extent of my boredom.

if i didn't have ANYONE to talk to i would be hecka more bored. cuz i thought noone would be there since SARMAD AND LU didn't turn in their forms so they couldn't go, but actually when i got there i saw rakesh and manoj. so they were company. and i met someone named david from KHS whose gonna be a senior. i felt so bad for him....he looked more bored than i did...and the other half of the time he wasn't looking bored he was sleeping. only good part was the lunch. we got to make our own sandwiches. it was complete with chips, sodas, cookies and what not. but that was the ONLY good part. so neone whose going i advise them to bring something, sarmad....aka ur palm pilot or sumthing.

oh and hecka dumber. in the letter they said "dress comfortably". so i think oh we're getting a tour of the hospital, we're gonna be walking. but noooooo....they wanted us to dress comfortably so we could SIT! that was a freaking waste of my freaking day. then i gotta call them to arrange a THREE DAY training session. DAMN. all this to freaking volunteer. by the end of that orientation i wanted to BURN the projector and the screen. not to mention the first idiot that was talking. he was cracking all these jokes and he was the only one laughing at them. it was so dumb. mr. wharton wannabe. so neways i got home went to costco and got my pictures back from rollins lake! woot! neways i'm off to salvage what's left of my day, er, night. bye bye