i got this from ariane's xanga who got it from juliana's profile:

How To Get Thrown Out Of "Return Of The King"
-Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
-Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
-In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
-Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
-Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!"
See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

more funny stuff...just go to this website, it's the golden rules for aim =D
http://www.pointsincase.com/print/im_golden_rules.htm

i thought this one was REALLY funny....

You can tell the mood a person is in by how much they type. Example:

PeeWee12: Hey, man.
Meat10: Yo, what's up, dude?
= Happy

PeeWee12: Hey, man
Meat10: Hey
= Melancholy

PeeWee12: Hey, man
Meat10: Go fuck yourself.
= Not happy.