Wednesday, December 24, 2003

something very interesting happened at work yesterday. this girl and this guy come along and ask about one of the belts. the girl laughed like the nanny.

girl: how much is that belt?
me: four dollars
girl: oh, so do you cut them to fit my waist?hahahaha.
me: yes
guy: but what if the guy's hella fat
me: then we make the belt longer...
guy: so no matter how fat he is you'll cut the belt?
me: well we only go up to a 48" waist size (i show him a 48" waist belt)
guy: damn. i know a guy hella fatter than this. so what do u do if he wants a belt
me: then i guess he's screwed for a belt then.
girl: hahahaha (i wanted to sock her, her laugh was so annoying)
girl: do you have a belt with pot on it?
me: pot?
girl: yeah. you know pot. marijuana. weed. hahahaha
me: we have that (i point to a belt with a green plant on it. it's supposed to look like the marijuana plant.)
girl: hahahhaa...oooooo i like that one. im gonna hit up my daddy for some money
guy: ur daddy or ur sugar daddy
girl: hahahha.....my real daddy. i'll be right back
as they're leaving the girl says "im so hyper right now. hahahaa"
im thinking, "you're hella high".

it was really funny but hecka strange at the same time. haha =P

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