this afternoon i was sitting at my booth just chewing my gum and blowing bubbles, when the gum fell out of my mouth onto the floor. so i was thinking "oo! five second rule!" but then i thought "nah...the floor's dirty." so i sat there for about thirty seconds just staring at the gum....then i decided to pick it off the floor and eat it. i chewed it for like ten seconds then i realized "im eating a piece of gum that i picked off the floor of the mall." so i came to my senses and threw it away. that was really disgusting.

lesson learned: never pick gum off the floor of a mall and eat it....even if it is your own gum. bleghers.