I'm at a crossroads right now in my life. I can't decide whether to:

1) Burn my Chemistry book in my fireplace to create heat for my house
2) Throw it in front of a passing truck on I-880
3) Slice it apart with Samurai Swords
4) Tear it apart slowly with my hands
5) Burn it in a bonfire on the beach
6) Throw it into the ocean
7) Throw it through Mrs. Raymond's window
8) Nicely drop it into a dumpster
9) Do role play, pretend I'm Legolas, and shoot an arrow through the heart of my Chem book
OR....last but not least
10) Shoot it with shotgun

I honestly can't decide what to do. Such a difficult decision requires a lot of thinking. Any suggestions will be most welcome. And anyone's support to help me make my choice will definitely be appreciated. Thank you =D.