coolness. salma hayek is sooo gorgeous. and i luv brad pitt. im liking my life as a movie. haha.
funny thing happened in journalism yesterday. i forgot the sophomores were in testing so i was looking around the table and im like "where's perry?". and ryan says "in the bathroom jacking off." hahahaha. me and jenn were laughing sooo hard. it was just sooo random. of all the things to say, i didn't expect that. haha.
today in chem slava was asking me for food. since i didnt have any he checked his backpack and found a totally SMUSHED banana inside. it was freaking gross. it was even grosser because it's been in there for a week. and after he found out he's all, "at least i have food now." i asked him if he was gonna clean it out and he said, "yeah. i will. the smell's kinda nice though." some ppl are weird. haha.
EyE AmNuMbEr OnE: shut up
EyE AmNuMbEr OnE: i'm tired
EyE AmNuMbEr OnE: leave me alone
EyE AmNuMbEr OnE: bastard
LiPsOnFiRe19: dude
LiPsOnFiRe19: calm down
EyE AmNuMbEr OnE: no
EyE AmNuMbEr OnE: stuf you
EyE AmNuMbEr OnE: STUF YOU
EyE AmNuMbEr OnE: like a turkey
hahahahaha. for some reaons, i find random insults sooo hilarious. haha. oo! funny stuff. well we all know what a WONDERFUL influence sarmad is. after he started the whole "calm down. goosfraba" thing, i started saying it also. i started saying "calm down" to my mom, and since my mom's cool and all she just tells me "calm down" back. but my dad is like teh BEST person to say calm down to cuz he gets SO mad. haha. here's what happened yesterday at dinner.
dad: move the plate
*i didn't hear him so i don't do anything*
dad: MOVE THE PLATE
me: *moves plate* calm down
dad: DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN
me: calm down
dad: where did u learn that anyways!??! it's very disrespectful
*i learned enough by now not to say calm down again*
it was SO freaking hilarious. the night before that i told my dad to calm down cuz he was getting all worked up over nothing. that was funny too.
me: calm down
dad: i AM calm. don't tell me to calm down
me: no, i think you just need to calm down
dad: *makes a hurrumph kind of noise* don't talk to me like that from now on, OK?!
i was CRACKING up by then, so i couldn't say anything. it's jsut SO hilarious cuz he actually gets WORKED UP when you tell him to calm down, just like in the movie. most ppl i tell to calm down in school just give me look and say "i am calm." they get all weirded out and kinda miffed but no one gets mad like my dad. hahahahha. funny stuff right there =D.
ah!!!!!! i can't beleive i didn't wear green today!!!! i LOVE green! and i have heck of green shirts also! like five i think. well, they're not all mine, but it doesn't matter cuz they were all available for me to wear today! but i TOTALLY forgot about ST.Patrick's day. geez, what's the use of a calender if i don't look at it. funny thing is though, that i have two calenders. i have an alias calender on my wall, and a harry potter one on my desk. so it seems LOGICAL that i should've known. but i didn't. damn.
i want to see the movie moulin rouge. and i want to see les miserables at msjhs. and i want to see chicago at nmhs. haha, im becoming play obsessive.
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