history was sooooooooo hilarious today. i got freaking pains in my stomach from laughing so hard. we were going over "jazz terms" which were words used during the jazz age: the 1920's. and sarmad, being the productive guy he is, made a story from some of them. before i type out his original one-of-a-kind script, here are the terms he used and their definitions:

- galloping ghost: nickname for a football player
- toots:girl
- hotsy totsy: pleasing
- smuggle buggy: a car in which boys try to seducde girls
- speakeasy: a bar during Prohibition
- main drag: the most important street in a town/city
- gold digger: person who marries someone for their money
- gyp: to cheat
- jalopy: old car
- mob: mafia gang family
- rub out: to murder
- rod: gun

when mrs. morse was going over the terms and she said "rod", i think either geoff or mayur made a crack about the perverse definition of rod. and sarmad says, "you guys shouldn't be talking about rods cuz you don't even have them." so as mrs.morse kept on going over the terms, sarmad kept on adding to his story. it all started when morse mentioned the "galloping ghost" and sarmad started making clicking noises with his tongue like a galloping horse. here's his script:

*horse galloping* (sarmad makes fast clicking noises)
*horse slows down* (sarmad makes slow clicking noises)
- dude: hey toots. You look hotsy totsy. So you wanna get into my smuggle buggy and go to the nearest speakeasy?
- toots (which sarmad actually spells tuts): Why don't you go hang out at the main drag?
- dude: cause a slut gold dug me. She gypped my jalopy [jalawpy].
(the brackets were put in by sarmad who can't pronounce jalopy correctly. at this point michelle cries out, "you can't say gold dug! it's gold digger. it's a noun not a verb!")
- tuts: I'll get the mob to rub you out
- dude: i'll take my rod out

now if you caught the double meaning of rod, the last sentence was freaking hilarious. first sarmad read the script to me, michelle, and jenna, and we're laughing soooo hard. then he reads it to mayur and mayur gets the class to quiet down so sarmad can read it to everyone. it's not as funny on paper, but it's hysterically funny hearing sarmad read it out loud. "hotsy totsy"...gotta love that word =D.

*eight days till the ap us history test*