i am now going to tell a stupid story about myself. i was putting away the catfood in the corner when i saw a FAT mosquito. and i mean it was FAT. heecccka big. it's not like im scared of insects, cuz im not. i'm just prone to getting stung by mosquitos and i didnt' feel like having a fat bite that would constantly itch. so i promptly dropped the cat food and i backed away from the mosquito, tripping over three pairs of shoes, and falling onto the sofa backwards. while i was trying to get over the sofa, i was also trying to kick off my shoes, but it wasn't working. so im lying on the sofa, shrieking, kicking my legs in the air and failing my arms. i finally get both shoes off and i flip over the sofa successfully. not exactly gracefully but nevertheless successfully. so i get up, turn around, and find my mom and sister staring at me.

mom: what is it, what is it!?!?
me: there was a really big mosquito
mom: thats it!? i thought u were having a seizure

haha. so that was a fun experience =P