i never knew standardized testing could be so hilarious. i finished the math section and i turned around to put my booklet down when i see this chinese fob guy sitting diagonally from me. he's sitting there reading a book and fanning himself with the MOST pathetic paper fan i've ever seen in my life. it could barely be classified as a fan. it was just a piece of paper folded four times. he scrunched together one side of the paper so that he could hold it. and i don't think the "fan" was even any use cuz he was holding it heck of far from his face and he was barely moving it. whatever wind was created barely ruffled the pages of the novel he was reading.

i got lu's attention and pointed to the guy. lu looks over and gives this heck of loud snicker. that got me going and we were CRACKING up into our arms. it was just sooo pathetic. and if you're thinkin, "geez, steph. you're so mean." im actually not. cuz that guy is one of lu's "fob acquaintances," and they're always cracking jokes at each other. since i couldn't laugh out loud, i had to keep it in and i was shaking so much. hahaha.

during history sarmad kept talking about this hot freshman logan girl at tennis MVAL's yesterday. he wouldn't shut up about her.

sarmad: dude there was this girl at logan that was hellla hot.
me: *raises eyebrows*
sarmad: if you were there, you would've thought she was hella hot. well, maybe not you, but she WAS hot.
me: okay...what ethnicity
sarmad: asian. i was sitting there trying to decide between math hw and staring at the hot girl. i chose the girl. so i sat there staring at her for like four hours. i was like *imitates drooling*
me: hahahahaha. attractive.
sarmad: she was pretty smart also. she had algebra II and she had an A in that class. i was like damn i wish i was a freshman.
me: how'd u know she had an A in algebra II?
sarmad: well i didn't just STARE at her for four hours. i talked to her too. otherwise she would be like, "what the f---- is wrong with that guy?"
me: hahahahaha
sarmad: yeah, so it was more like talking to her AND staring at her.

then in chemistry he starts talking about her AGAIN to slava. i hope every day of testing is this funny =D

*nine more days till ap U.S. history test*