the most traumatic thing happend to me today. i was wearing my sunglasses outside and when i walked into the bathroom i took 'em off and hooked them onto the neck area of my shirt. i walk into the stall, close the door, turn around, and the sunglasses fall....right into the toilet. i was in utter shock. i was just staring at them inside the toilet. thank goodness there wasn't anything inside the toilet except water, but STILL it's a SCHOOL toilet. how clean can it be? not having pee inside is just about the same as having it inside. well, almost.

anyways, i was standing there just staring at my glasses thinking of a way to get them out. the first idea that popped into my mind was: chopsticks. then i realized i was at school, not home, and i had no way of getting chopsticks. then i thought: long stick. since i had no clue WHERE i was going to get a long stick i knew what i had to do: take 'em out with my hand. for a second i was considering flushing them down the toilet but i decided against that since 1) i happend to like those sunglasses, and 2) it probably wouldn't be good for the plumbing. so i held my breath (dont ask me why, i have no idea what help that did), stuck out my right hand, plunged it into the toilet, grabbed the glasses, and QUICK AS HECK pulled it out of there.

then i ran out of the stall and scrubbed my hands to death with about a pound of soap. and i also washed my sunglasses of course. that was the single most disgusting thing i've done in my life. i've dropped something in the toilet before, but that was the toilet at my HOUSE. and at my house we keep our toilets CLEAN. it was soooooo gross. when i came out of the bathroom i was freaking traumatized. i ate lunch with my left hand since my right hand was the hand i used to retrieve the sunglasses. even though i used karina's hand sanatizer i still felt like cutting off my right hand. it was sooooooooooooo disgusting. i felt like puking. gross gross gross gross.

*nine days till ap us history test* (i know i said nine days yesterday but it turns out the test is friday, not thursday. whoops.)