i realized my entries have become so hateful lately.....and here's another one:

i come home today and i look forward to eating a snack and watching jackie chan adventures. yes, i watch that cartoon, and it's darn good. so i go to get some chips from the cabinet and there are about FIFTY GAZILLION ants crawling inside the cabinet, along the edges, along the wall and ceiling. so naturally i do the responsible thing and FREAK OUT. then i start going crazy and i throw freaking everything out of the cabinet while spraying the ants. well my dad bought literally a GALLON of ant spray. it has a detachable nozzle that you can spray with. so im using that thing..which turns out to be a PIECE OF SHIT because the effing spray doesn't come out. so im standing on this chair shaking the GALLON of ant spray like CRAZY trying to get some to come out. but it doesn't work so i grab the 409, put on my hat and sunglasses (so that 409 doesn't get on my face), and start spraying the mother effing ants like crazy.

and it was soooo hard cleaning up the mess cuz the ants were calling along the wall and ceiling so i had to stand on the counter to spray them and when they started crawling on the CEILING i had to smush 'em with my hands. dklfjdskl;fjd;. rawrg. those stupid mofos.....they dont BELONG in my HOUSE. they need to get the freak out of my house.....especially my kitchen.

i think i cussed more in this one afternoon while killing ants than i have in my entire life. it was crazy.