I have a Chinese test to take tonight, but there are so many characters to memorize that I decided to make a picture post instead.....because everyone knows a picture post will definitely help me pass my Chinese test and further my education. These pictures show some of the wonderful inhabitants of Apt. 46.



This is Mary a.k.a CRAAAAAZY MARY. She lives in my apartment unit. She's from NY.



This is Dave. He lives in the apartment unit right under me. Dave drinks a lot of orange juice, and instead of stacking beer cans like Apt.50, he stacks orange juice bottles. Dave is from NY.



This is Eric. He's Dave's roommate. I don't know what he's doing here...trying to be sexy I suppose. Eric is from Massachusetts.



This is Austin. He doesn't live in 46, but he spends so much time here that he might as well live here. Oh, and he's always half-naked. Although, since it is steadily getting colder, I suspect he won't be wandering around half-naked as much anymore. Austin is from Turkey, but he's not Turkish...he's half-white, half-chinese. He was born in Houston, Texas. It would've been great if he was born in Austin, Texas.



This is Jessie a.k.a. J Wu. She lives in my unit and has the same last name as me. She's from Conneticut.



Two-and-a-half asians and half a confused white guy.



This is my roommate, Inez. She's from Minneapolis.



This is Po (who's name is actually Paul, but we call him Po). I hang out with Po too much because he's influenced me to become way more cynical and sarcastic. He takes Chinese 1 with me. The white board he's holding says, "Mary likes to eat people." Being Asian here is a minority, so most people don't understand my Asian jokes...except for Po. All the things we say would be so racist...if we weren't Asian. It's great.



J Wu and Po dancing to "I Touch Myself" by The Divinyls. This is our official apartment song. My apartment unit is especially fond of blaring it out of the speakers at 2am.


There are a lot more people in 46, but pictures of my other apartment-mates will come later. As will more quirky, bizarre pictures that we normally take in the wee hours of the morning. Alrighty, time to get crackin at my Chinese.