I am a paper writing MACHINE. A freaking machine I tell you. In the past week I've written two papers, and now I'm working on my third. I'm unstoppable. MUAHAHAHAAHAHA.

Ok call me a nerd, but I'm actually enjoying the paper I'm currently writing. I'm really excited about my topic: NATURALISM. I know you dig it.

I have six red apples sitting on my desk. I plan on eating them. ALL OF THEM. IN ONE SITTING. It's going to be glorious. J/k. I won't eat them all at once. That's piggy.

My roommate is outside watching Prison Break. I love how ever since I started watching the show, I got three other people addicted.

Sometimes I love blogging too much.

Speaking of loving things too much, I think my Trident Tropical Splash gum has become a crutch for me. I didn't have any in my backpack today, and I was really drowsy all through Psych because I didn't have my gum to keep me awake. MY BRAIN NEEDS IT TO FUNCTION. For serious.

I also have two bananas on my desk. Did you know that bananas can be divided equally into three sections (lengthwise)? It's true. It just naturally splits that way. I always eat my bananas in thirds. There's no other way. Isn't nature great?

Speaking of nature, I should get back to my supercool essay about NATURALISM.

Keepin' it real