But before we do that, let me say that I ate a whole pineapple almost completely by myself in three days. Oh, now that I've typed it out it doesn't seem like such a big accomplishment. Damn, it sounded so glorious in my head.
A bathrobe is so warm. It's warmer than wearing three sweatshirts. I don't know what it is, but there's something about it that's just so insulating. I feel like I'm sitting in a cloud. Not that I've ever done it. But if I did, it would feel like this. What's this you might ask? Get a bathrobe and find out! It's AMAZING! This wonderful bathrobe keeps my legs warm too. And if I set cross-legged I can bury my feet in the robe and then my toes will stay warm. I love it. Love it love it love it. And you can't make me stop loving it. Because I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! hahahahahahahhahahahahahah.
Ok. picture!
Guess how old I am in this picture. Really freaking young. I look so scrawny. I won't keep you waiting in suspense any longer. I am 14 years old. If you thought I was seven, I hate you forever and will come after you with a machete. hahahahaha j/k. I look 14 now. This picture was taken at Interact's Elegant Affaire my freshman year. ACK FRESHMAN YEAR. WHAAAAAT!? Yes sir/ma'am. Freshman year. I remember this night so clearly. Hey on this night, I got the phone number of this 17 yr. old junior from Newark Memorial high school. Wtf right? CRADLE ROBBER. And guess what? I called it too. What does that make me? Grave robber? Iono. Maybe I was desperate. Maybe I was CRAVING ATTENTION. Actually as fun as it would be to say that, if I rememeber correctly, which I do because I'm never ever ever wrong, I was oblivious to everything at that age. I had no idea what went on around me. I didn't pay attention to my actions, and I didn't think twice about what I said and how I acted. But anyways, I never asked for the phone number. His friend gave it to me right before I left.
Dude this is cool. I like digging up old memories. Let's do another one!
Awwwwwwwwwwww. This is beach cleanup where JP, Michelle, and I met Laura and Sophia. That was the end of our sophomore year, so that makes it about four years ago that we met them. Wowowowowowowowow four years. Let's look at a now picture of us four:
Michelle is missing from the picture but you get the idea. Everyone looks so cute. I look like I have no hair. Mental note to self: Don't pull hair back in ponytail for a picture. I guess that's more of a blog note than a mental note. This is craaaaazy. I can remember the day of the beach cleanup so clearly. Yet, that was four years ago. Four years passes by quickly. This means in four years I'll be 23. HOW DISGUSTING. Then four years after that I'll be 27. And four years after that I'll be 31. DUDE. I have to find my husband now! Well not now this very second cuz I'm wearing pajama pants, no shirt, and a bathrobe. But maybe when I'm more decently dressed I'll go husband hunting.
NEXT PICTURE!
My memory sucks. I don't remember what year this was. Either sophomore or junior. HAHAHAHA SLAVA'S HAIR LOOK SO CRAZY.
My energy died. Time for bed.
Actually wait one more.
This is me and Ash sophomore year. We used to do this all the time. No idea why. But I remember Douggie took this picture. AW DOUUUUUUGGGGG. WHERE ARE YOU?! Freaking A why do I look like I could be broken in half. I was actually quite tough. RAAWEEOOOUURRRORGARGFARGERKALARG. Yes. Fear me.
TIME FOR BED! FERREAL MY NIGGS. hahaha j/k. I don't talk like that. Omg don't shoot.
7 comments:
Graverobber... I lmao'ed. =P Were you high when you typed this up?
wrong question sandeep.
How high were you when you typed this up?
that's what I said about her other blog: that she was high.
but she got pissy at me for asking.
i hope she gets pissy at you guys.
hahahahahaha I just felt really restless and random last night. Didn't feel like sleeping =]
STEPH I LOVE YOUR ENTRY! It made me LOL forreals. Interact <3! And I should have bought a bathrobe, I'm so effing cold at the moment. Partly because it's oddly cold here. Partly because I left anything warm at home because last year, it was really effing hot all year.
Okay I'm rambling. I will talk to you later!
That last one was me by the way. I don't know where my name went.
haha as usual, ur entries make my day... so write more of them! and haha the elegent affair pic, JP is wearing my shirt! awww i flip thru yearbooks when i'm at home too. it's cheesy but it makes me smile and tear up at the same time. =) miss you, love you, fo realz and all that jazz.
-wendy
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