Do you know what I love? When you don't want to tell someone something because you don't know what their reaction will be, but then when you finally do tell them, their reaction is the exact opposite of what you imagined. That makes me feel really good.

Know what else I love? Feeling happy

My roommate came home last night completely wasted. I give her water and a garbage can to throw up in. She says she doesn't need to throw up, but just in case I put it next to her. And when she finally does throw up, instead of throwing up in the garbage can, she makes a break for the bathroom. WTF WHY. As she's running to the bathroom she obviously doesn't make it because it's coming up as she's moving, so she throws up over the ENTIRE bathhroom and part of the hallway. It's all over the toilet, the floor, the sink, and the walls. Gross right? I had fun cleaning that up...

I have eight hours of lifeguard training today...